What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Dr No

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?